He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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