her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
