omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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