I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
