he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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