..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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