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Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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