I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Randomize
