are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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