We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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