You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
