wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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