guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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