shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Shame is for Republicans.
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