The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
