tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
