i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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