How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Princesses don't give blow jobs
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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