I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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