didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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