Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I don't think brook has ever known best
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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