Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I just sharted jello shots
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