pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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