Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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