hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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