Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Randomize
