i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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