the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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