This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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