Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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