PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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