i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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