I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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