I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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