I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
