"it" just moved
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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