The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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