So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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