hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
