the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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