I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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