If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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