the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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