her vagine was all disorganized.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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