she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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