Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
cat food counts as protein by the way
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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