these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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