Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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