it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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