This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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