matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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