A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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