all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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