we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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