My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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