its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Randomize
