At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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